You're so nebulous sometimes
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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