so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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