Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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