Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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