After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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