he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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