Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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