My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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