alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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