what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize