ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you told grandpa to call you daddy
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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