We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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