your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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