i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Found the puke drawer
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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