He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Still dying that you shit outside
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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