i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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