i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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