i would punch a child for taco bell
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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