Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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