I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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