I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize