I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
