yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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