flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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