I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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