Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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