Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Let's get the cat blown out
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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