Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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