she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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