then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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