Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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