sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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