Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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