He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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