their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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