He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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