i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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