Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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