...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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