i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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