4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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