if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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