in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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