If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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