is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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