Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
time to smoke my breakfast
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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