I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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