Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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