it was like his penis was on wheels.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Even my vagina gasped.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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