now i know why i became what i already was.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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