I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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