Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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